Welcome to Le Narwhal. Parlez-vous français. Well neither do I. Here is Le Menu.
Le Appetizers
Poutine: this is our most popular option, it is seasoned french fries in gravy covered in all french cheese curds.
Escargot Sliders:Fresh baked Escargot topped with our favored secret sauce.
Le House Salad: Our house salad is fresh Romaine and Ice-burg lettuce served either with blue cheese dressing or our cherry vinaigrette.
That is the Appetizer menu for more information go to restaurant Le Narwhal©
All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.
Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.
I almost puked in my mouth...
ReplyDeleteReservation for 2, please.
ReplyDeleteI have a couple of problems:
ReplyDelete1. I googled Le Narwhal to see Zagat dining reviews. Le Narwhal doesn't exist. You can't taunt me with this wonderful food and then tell me it's all a lie!
2. There's a Club Narwhal blog (and they're LDS too). But they don't serve food, just talk about themselves. You should check it out and get some Blog layout ideas.