First of all an Epitaph is a caption on a grave. Mine will say ------- ----- A man of not so many words. one who shall be remembered for his many games of halo. Also for his huge obsession of Narwhals and Chuck Norris. He would have been a great influence here on Earth if he would have lived longer
He will be known as a great Marine Biologist. Here he Rest in pieces. And now he is pushing up daises six feet under.Those who cry on this grave will be cherished, but those who laugh at this grave will have a grave of their own.
All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.
Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.
This is awesome and really funny! Very creative :)
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