All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Person I admire most

Chuck Norris is the person I admire most. From his factual facts, to his supreme majesty. He has been an inspiration for most of my papers. He also is just too awesome to resist.Plus if I didn't put him down I he would kill me. Most likely he would round house kick me to the face.

The reason he inspires me is because of his Karate awesomeness. One day, I would want to take a Karate lesson, possibly by Chuck Norris himself. Most Of the papers I wrote about him my teacher would comment "Why are you so abscessed with Chuck Norris?". Thank you for reading this post and learning more about me.
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  1. Kat HansenOctober 5, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    Hilarious! This makes me admire Chuck Norris just by reading it :)

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  2. Tom HansenOctober 5, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Oh me and C. Nor go way back. This is one of my favorites, "Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention - attention pays him"

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  3. Tom HansenOctober 5, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    "There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives"

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  4. Tom HansenOctober 5, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero

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  5. PanchoOctober 5, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits!

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