All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Recently i went to the Vancouver Aquarium. It was so BEAST. They actually had an amazing Narwhal exhibit. It is the only Aquarium that I've seen that has it, and i have been to a lot. They also had an epic Dolphin show. I have never seen a dolphin show at an Aquarium. Belugas are their main attraction and it was so funny. One of the Belugas was stalking a seagull, kind of like jaws.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

My Favorite Band

Well I have a lot of favorite bands but Muse is the overall best. They are really good at what they do. My favorite band member is Dominic Howard the drummer. I like him best because of his duet he played at one of his concerts.  Also Muse plays a beast concert. I think they have the best concert.

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because I am running out of them.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A List of Books You Should Read.

  • The Percy Jackson Series-Rick Riordan
  • Red Pyramid-Rick Riordan
  • Red Wall-Brian Jacques
  • The Fable Haven Series-Brandon Mull
  • When You Reach Me-Rebecca Stead
  • The house of the Scorpion-Nancy Farmer
  • The Outsiders-S. E. Hinton
  • Book of a Thousand Days-Shannon Hale
  • The Ugly Series-Scott Westerfeld
  • The Hunger Games Series- Suzanne Collins
  • The Midnighters-Scott Westerfeld

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

How to Survive Your First Night in Minecraft

  • first mark your spawn location, it is a good thing to know where you spawn.
  • Find Trees, hit them to death until you have a lot of wood.
  • Make a crafting Table which is four wood in a square. This is so you can make a pick.
  • Get some cobblestone by destroying stone.
  • Use the cobblestone to make a pick. 
  • Get some Coal. You need this to make torches.
  • You need torches to survive, they prevent evil things from spawning
  • make a Hidey Hole about 4x5x4. This is because you don't want animals to spawn in your house.
  • NEXT DAY:Find a pig or two for some meat.
  • Also find some sheep and get some wool to make a bed from the Beta 1.3_03 update.
  • Maybe get some leather to make some armor.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

How I Would Like Die

Well I have a phobia of death. I don't know why but I don't like to think about it. When I think of death  i think of all the lives i would be ruining without me. But the big quandary is how am i going to die.

I think that i would like to die in my sleep. I would like to outlive other people and die peacefully. If i couldn't die that way (which i don't see why i couldn't) then I would like to die fast, and get it over with quick. Like getting shot in the head. or another quick way.

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

My T.V. Show

Hello and happy Chuck Norris's B-Day Today, cower  in fear. The blog post i am doing to day is about what my t.v. show would be if I had one. Enjoy.

If  I had a show it would probably be like the Simpsons. Stupid but funny. It would be in cartoon version as well. I think it would be the Narwhal Family, or something like that.It would have a catchy theme song that kind of sounds like a carnival ride. Yeah, I can see it now. Narl,Nartha,Whally,and Narwee.

They all live in the suburbs of the coral reef. Like in the desert underground( you get it a coral ). That is where it will take place. Narl the under appreciated father comes home from working at the Tudor Time down the Street. Nartha the rough wife send letters back from the war. Whally the undercover russian spy who accually killed the real Whally. And Narwee the over dramatic,cheery teen comes home after being totally invisible at school to being totally invisible at home.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

5 Things I would want to have if deserted on a island.

First of all I would have to be stranded on an Island a Heroic Way. Such as letting everybody jump off the planes with parachutes and I crash a plane into water next to an island. Then I would somehow run off with five items that would help my survival. But since I am a boy scout I would know what to get. 

I would first try to get a fire starting mechanism, such as flint an steel. Fire is one of the most useful things to have in the wild. It can cook meat and purify water. Both would help tremendously because water is very important. Which leads me to the next item, a water purifier. A water purifier would help clean water as well.

The next thing I would want to have is some kind of knife, or at least sharp metal. It would help me cut down branches for shelter. And it would also help me hunt. another thing I would want is a water carrying device. I would not want to go back and forth from a water source and back.

The last thing I would want would be some type of clock. It is a pretty good thing to have. You could know what time it is and when to go to bed. It would be pretty easy to survive with all this stuff but if I ever get stuck on an Island I probably wouldn't have these.

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Porducts I Wish the World Would Have.

There are many products I wish we had in the world today, nut sadly none of them are here yet. I wish some... brainchild would invent some of them soon. If you are an inventor (or brainchild) and are reading this, please invent one of them. That would bring on a change in the world.

The first thing I wish they had were bowls with milk already in them. Because first thing in the morning I go down stairs and have to get out the cereal  then a bowl then some milk. What if the I could just skip the third step. That would lessen the time I need to be down stairs. 

Another thing that I would like is "pre-put together" fans in a box. Whoever the dufus was who decided to put un-put together fans in a box should be burned at the stake. Pre-put together would make a lot of people like me happy. Life we be sweeter with it.

The last thing I want is unpackaged things of paper towels/toilet paper. I hate when going into the garage to get a thing a paper towel and find it brand new. then I have to take another minute just to get that impossible to get open bag outside of the paper towels. With all that time left over I could maybe play computer a minute longer.

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

A list of things that are....EVIL! >=-D

  1. Clowns.
  2. Puppets.
  3. dolls.
  4. puppet masters.
  5. the druglord from Crocodile Dundee.
  6. The sith.
  7. Zombies.
  8. Lemons.
  9. Barnacle Man.
  10. Jason.
  11. Scorpions.
  12. Marzipan my possesed cat.
  13. Demons.
  14. The Devil.
  15. White Mice that can Talk.
  16. A year old turkey behind the fridge.
  17. Indian tribes with weird peircing all over their bodies.
  18. Gru.
  19. Megamind.
  20. Plankton.
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Top 10 Favorite food. =P O>

  1. Obviously if you read any of my other posts you would find out that my first favorite food is POUTINE! It is a candia]n dish which is french fries with mushroom gravy and cheese curds. 
  2. It is Pecan Pie. After living in Louisiana for 5 months I found out that pecan pie is Amazing.
  3. My third favorite is Edamame.  It is one of the only healthy things I like. It is just soy beans  that are boiled. They are surprisingly delicious.
  4. Fourth is Filet Mignon. It is the best cut of meat. Ever.
  5. I love bacon cheese Burgers. They taste great.
  6.  I love creamy Mashed Potatoes.
  7. I enjoy dutch apple pies. Especially topped with ice cream.
  8. Cream Cheese Chicken Comes in at number 8.
  9. I love French Dip Sandwiches .
  10. Finally Manicotti comes in tenth but it is still tasting fine. =D

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