All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Thursday, December 16, 2010

My Favorite Disney Movie

 My favorite Disney movie is Toy Story 2. It is one of the few movies that is better than the first. It is my favorite Disney movie because of the great CGI and of the good story. It will always be my favorite Disney movie.


  My favorite character would probably be Ham or Buzz. They are both pretty awesome. I like Ham because he is also known as "Evil Mr. Pork Chops." I like Buzz because who doesn't like a spaceman action figure.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Things I do When I am Bored.

Well I do a lot of things when I am bored. First i would go online and play AQ Worlds. Then if I got bored of that I would play EverybodyEdits. Then If i am bored of that I would play Halo.

Then If I am bored of that then I would play club penguin. If I got bored of that then I would read. If I get bored with that then I would go talk with my parents. If I get bored of that then I would go to bed.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

What is the Best Place to get Pizza?

First of all the best place to get pizza is Papa Johns. But my post is going to be on local pizza joints. One of the good spots is the Bad Donkey. It has really good toppings with great thin crust. it is located in Carefree, Arizona.

Another good place is in Port Townsend, Washington. It is called ocean side pizza. It is pretty good because it has a lot of cheese. also it has spices mixed in with the cheese.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

My Favorite T.V. Shows

I have 2 favorite T.V. shows. My first favorite is Adventure Time. It is about a Dog (named Jake) and a boy (named Finn).They go on adventures through the land of Ooo. They go around saving princesses and beating up the wicked Ice king. My favorite character is Bmo, which is a video system that has come to life.

My second favorite show Regular show. The 2 main characters are Rigby and Mordecai. Rigby is a Raccoon and Mordecai is a Blue Heron. They are just normal....... things doing weird challenges. My favorite guy is Pops. He is an old random man that is the owner of the place where Rigby and Mordecai work.  

Monday, December 6, 2010

The Perfect Pet

First of all I have 2 perfect pets. My first perfect pet is a Narwhal. It would be perfect because I LOVE NARWHALS!!!!! The only down side is the maintenance. Narwhals would be extremely hard to maintain.

My second option would be a kitten. Not a cat a kitten.I like them so small and adorable. My friend has a really cute one that is fun fun to play with. I would like to have one like that. 

Friday, December 3, 2010

If I was a Crayon.

 If I was a crayon I wouldn't be just any old crayon. I would be a magical crayon. I would Be a golden crayon. On my wrapper it would say I was Goldilicious Gold.

Because I am a magical crayon, you could draw on the air.Whatever you drew would come to life. It could also talk! But the one side effect was it couldn't get erased.  

Thursday, December 2, 2010

My Favorite Video Games

First there is two types of games Computer Games and Video Games. My favorite computer games is Adventure Quest Worlds. It is an online game where you are a hero in the planet Lore. You have the option to choose if your good or evil. If your either one you still do the have to verse the evil Lords Of Chaos. It is super fun and is highly addictive.

My favorite video game Halo Reach. It is pretty fun and has great graphics.It has cool characters like Emile and  Jun. It has awesome Armour and is time consuming. All and all it is pretty good game.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Things I Haven't Done that I Would Like to Do

The first thing I would do is grow a beard (like Tom :-D). It wold be cool to have a beard so I could go around like Santa but have a brown beard. Also it would be great to have leftovers without taking home a box. I would also like to ride in a Helicopter.

I would also like to take scuba diving class. I would also like to go to Greece.I would also like to go to Italy. I would also like to meet Rick Riordan.

Thursday, November 18, 2010


2 weeks ago I got to go see MegaMind. I give it a big five stars. It was very funny. And I am one of those guys who likes evil, and I found it very evil.

The story is a pretty basic story line that somehow involves love. It starts out with him being super evil and liking his life. Then he destroyed the super villain and felt super bad. then he decided to make his own. I won't ruin the rest so you have to go out and see it.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

My ABC's

A is for Abominable Snowman, who Pwns. B is for Bronco Trolleys, a delicious treat. C is for Cats, that are amazing. D for Donkey Kong, who is way better than Diddy Kong. E is for Elmo on Sesame Street. F is for Forks, more powerful than spoons. G is for Gabe, an awesome name. H is for Holy Crap, say no more. I is for I, or is it Eye. J is for Johnny Bravo, do the monkey. K is for Kmart, there is smart and there is Kmart smart. L for Lemons, nice and sour. M is for Mysterious Myth or Legendary Legends. N is for Narwhal, OOOH YEAH THEY ARE FRK'N AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! O is for Ostrich eggs, yum. P is for Perry the Platypus. Q is for Question, just one. R for Rock N' Roll, the best. S for Steak, high in protein. T is for Tether Ball, a classic. U is for Undercover, not taking arrest tom!!! V is for Vibes, one of the best instruments for jazz. W is for Wetzel, the name of my meanest teacher. X is for X-ray, yeah I couldn't think of anything else. Y is for Yachety Yacht, the best. Z if Zen Diagram........                     THE END

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

If my Dad was a Pirate

First of all, my dad would never be a pirate. He is a mega nerd and is a math wiz. The only real characteristic he has that a pirate has is he would push me of the plank if I were on a pirate ship. But he would do some things as a pirate.

He would travel around the world gathering treasure. He would also go to the best golfing places. Also he would go to Hawaii and Chile. He would have a good time as a pirate but he wouldn't like the food.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Where I would go if I had a time machine

If I traveled in a time machine than I would go to the future. First I would create the time machine so I can use it first.Then  I would go to the future to get futuristic machinery. I would bring back the machinery and sell them for big $$$$$$$$.

Arter that I would go to the future, again. I would go and settle down on a futuristic Island and be awesome. The only bogus part is that I would mess up the space time continuum.  But besides that it would be great.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Le Menu

Welcome to Le Narwhal. Parlez-vous français. Well neither do I. Here is Le Menu.

Le Appetizers 

Poutine: this is our most popular option, it is seasoned french fries in gravy covered in all french cheese curds.

Escargot Sliders:Fresh baked Escargot topped with our favored secret sauce.

Le House Salad: Our house salad is fresh Romaine and Ice-burg lettuce served either with blue cheese dressing or our cherry vinaigrette. 

That is the Appetizer menu for more information go to restaurant Le Narwhal©

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

If I were the President of the United States of America

First of all I would never be the President. Because 89.7% of the Presidents are stupider than the average man. There is only a few exceptions to that rule. Mainly Abraham Lincoln and FDR.

But if I were President there would be some new rules. 1. it is legal to capture narwhal and keep them as pets. 2. people that have to deal with schools will get weekends and night school off. 3. if anybody act up they' re dead.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Summer Memories

All of my summer memories are in Washington. But my favorite summer was the first one in Washington. That year we tried to make a house for slugs. We captured 6 or 7 slugs and put them behind a rock wall that my brothers built. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to keep them behind that wall.

The other thing I remember is of the music camp. That was after one summer I  went to band camp in Arizona. That is what helped me keep ahead of the rest. I spent a week learning a song then I played it at the end of the week.

Friday, November 5, 2010

My favorite Cuisines

First of all I'm food lover. I love all kinds of food except Vietnamese food. I love soul food, Cajun food, even fast food. But there are some things that stand out the most. These are my favorite food. 

My first favorite food is Poutine which I explained in Who I Am. My second favorite is Strawberry Diplomat [if you don't know what it is look it up. My third favorite is a Filet Mignon from Mortons. Fourth is a Soufflé from Mortans. Fifth is beignet which is pure awesomeness. Well there you have it my five favorite food.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Holiday I Wish We Had.

I wish we had a holiday called National Narwhal Appreciation Day. For short it would be called NNAD [Nuh•Nuh•auh•duh]. It would be the biggest holiday of the year. It would be so great that when you say the name you would have to say the great holiday before every time you say it.

For the holiday children would dress as narwhals going door to door singing "Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean…". at each door they would hold out a bag and get a present. Then you would say Happy National Narwhal Appreciation Day at the top of their lungs. Then go home and not eat fish for a week.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

My Dream House

 My dream house is going to be awesome. It would probably be in either Washington state, Hawaii, or Fiji. It would be a wooden house. It would have one whole room dedicated for T.V./ video games. 

It would also have a pantry with access to any food. Also a 5 star kitchen. Also a indoor hot tub. And also a indoor pool.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

What if I Won the Lottery.

If I won the Lottery I would have a great life.  I would love to bathe in money ( I heard it makes a person younger.) I would first spend my money to create a popcorn business. That way I would get more money. Then after that I would create a gaming system with a online option. But I would make it over priced.

Then I would make my own energy drink. And then wait to be sponsored. Then I would retire and live on an island in Fiji. Then I would create a weird blog on my life.

Monday, November 1, 2010

"What Would I do for a Klondike Bar?"

   What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Well it should really say "What kind of Klondike bar you would like and what would you do for it?". I would want to have a carmel or Heath Klondike bar. Those are obviously  the best flavors.

The second question is what would I do? I would do just about anything for a good frozen delight. But I wouldn't do kill any close relatives and friends. I would probably do like a cannonball of the 5 meter. Or kiss my dog on the lips. But I would have to get it for free.

Friday, October 29, 2010

My favorite Halloween


Happy Halloween everybody. This post I am going to talk about some Halloween subjects. My favorite costume will be this years costume. I am going as a Narwhal obviously. Last year I was Master Chief. 

My favorite halloween candy is 100 Grand and Kit-Kat. I like to bag as much candy as possible. I usually like to get as much king size candy bars as possible. Thanks for reading this post.                     

Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

What like and dislike about traveling

For the most part I really hate traveling. I hate getting on planes and I hate ling car trips. I hate plane flights because when I get off the plane my ears are all clogged and it feels terrible. I also hate long car trips because they are so long and uncomfortable.

There is only one good reason for traveling, to get somewhere. I only like it when we travel somewhere nice. I also like it if we travel somewhere with good food. One time my family took me to Hawaii. It had good food and it was nice. 

Monday, October 25, 2010

My favorite and least favorite movies


My favorite movie is Avatar. It was directed by James Cameron. I like it because it is like Halo in a way. It is about Jake Sulley whose brother died and he has to take his job. He is paralyzed in a way so he can not use his feet. So he has to go into another body and convince theses tribes to give up there land so they can get there precious metals. Well, he fell in love with a girl and the tribe and is wanting to help them instead of the people. It is very good and you should see it. 

 My least favorite is Fantastic Mr. Fox. It was directed by Wes Anderson. It is a confusing story of a fox that illegally does his old job and get his family in trouble. I know, confusing. I think you should see it just because of it's graphics because it has cool claymation. 

Friday, October 22, 2010

My Favortite Book

My favorite book is the Titan's Curse. t was written by Rick Riordan. He wrote the Percy Jackson series. the Titans Curse is the third one. I like it better than the rest.

I like it better then the rest because it introduces three more characters. On of the new characters, Nico, is my favorite. He has a black sword and is a son of Hades. He is vague and mysterious. He is the only son of Hades

Thursday, October 21, 2010

My Favorites in Music

My favorite song is Sleepyhead. It is by Passion Pit. I like it because it is techno and random. They made it on Garage Band. Garage Band is a computer download for Macs I even use it.

My favorite instrument is the Trumpet. I even play the Trumpet. My favorite type of music is techno/alternative rock. My favorite band is Muse. My least favorite band is Owl City.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

What I Fear Most

Things that frighten me most are old people, clowns and heights. They all are very scary. the reason I am frightened by old people is because they sometimes grab your shoulder by surprise and say in a old, cracked voice something like "Hey sonny." or  "How are you doing". If it is like your Grandpa or Grandma then it's ok, but if it is some random old person then it is creepy. 

I also hate clowns. They a scary because they are always smiley and happy. Also they have creepy laughs. I also have a fear of heights. I hate heights because what if you fall from them? Huh? Imagine the pain. Well there you have it, all of my wildest nightmares. Just don't come to my house dressed up as a clown or old person. 

Monday, October 18, 2010

What I like and dislike about my Hometown

For all of my life my hometown has been Phoenix,AZ. I love my hometown and there isn't much I don't like. I like how Arizona is so hot. I like how the lakes feel so warm. I also like how everybody is so nice. I also like the cool wildlife living in Arizona.

Sometimes I dislike it for being so hot when I am having to do work. I dislike how it takes so long to get somewhere, but that is partially because we live so far away. I also dislike how most companies have the desert names because they're trying to make their company sound more Arizona-y.

My worst and best subject in school

My best subject in school is Math. My worst subject is English. Why I am so good in Math, I don't know. All I can say is that I have my father's genes. I usually get A's in Math. I like Math and it is easy to me.

My worst subject is English. Mostly Writing. My father says it looks like chicken scratch. I am also really bad with grammar. My mom has been trying to help me with writing, but I am just terrible at it.

Friday, October 15, 2010

My Ideal Job

My ideal job is Marine Biology. I have always liked the ocean and love to visit it. Also marine animals seem to like me more than other people. I also like to watch the marine animals. My favorite marine animal is a Narwhal.

If I couldn't be a Marine Biologist, than I would be an Accountant. I would be an Accountant because I am good with math. Also my dad was an Accountant. I feel like I got his genes.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

If I had a Super Power

If I had a super power it would be MInd Control. With Mind Control there would be no need for other super powers. I could just control other super heros minds so they could do the dirty work. It is quite obvious what I would do next, Increase my brain waves and rule the world >:-D .

But if I were to use my powers for good (which I wouldn't) then I would just take over super villain's minds and turn them good, and vice versa. The best thing about Mind Control is that I could make it so I was the wealthiest person alive. Also I don't get to get hurt because I would just make them not hurt me. There is also so many things that are good from mind control, I can't possibly name them all.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

My Favorite place on Earth

My favorite place on Earth is Washington. Most of you are wondering if it is D.C. or state. Well I will tell you it is state.I love to sit in my vacation house and look at the waves. Also from time to time there are whales that pass buy. One time I even saw a pod of Orca whales. It was pretty spectacular because they had a calf. In all there was about 3 or 4 in my back yard.

I also love to go kayaking in bays and lakes there. Sometimes I enjoy going fishing for salmon and other fish. I also like to go for a stroll in the dense forest surrounding my house. Over all I think Washington state is a great place to go and I think it is the best place on Earth.

Monday, October 11, 2010

My Epitaph

First of all an Epitaph  is a caption on a grave. Mine will say ------- ----- A man of not so many words. one who shall be remembered for his many games of halo. Also for his huge obsession of Narwhals and Chuck Norris. He would have been a great influence here on Earth if he would have lived longer

He will be known as a great Marine Biologist. Here he Rest in pieces. And now he is pushing up daises six feet under.Those who cry on this grave will be cherished, but those who laugh at this grave will have a grave of their own.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Person I admire most

Chuck Norris is the person I admire most. From his factual facts, to his supreme majesty. He has been an inspiration for most of my papers. He also is just too awesome to resist.Plus if I didn't put him down I he would kill me. Most likely he would round house kick me to the face.

The reason he inspires me is because of his Karate awesomeness. One day, I would want to take a Karate lesson, possibly by Chuck Norris himself. Most Of the papers I wrote about him my teacher would comment "Why are you so abscessed with Chuck Norris?". Thank you for reading this post and learning more about me.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Worst injury

This is just more of who I am, but my worst injury is when I broke my arm 3 times in 2 months it was all on the same arm. twice it was on my arm and once on my wrist. The first time I slipped back and hit my arm, then the second time the wound didn't heal right so I had to put the cast back on. The third time I fell off the monkey bars.

It hurt extremely bad. All three times my mom took me to the hospital. I was 6 years old when it happened so I didn't remember how long it took to heal. My casts were red, blue, and glow in the dark. I do not like to get hurt, because I don't like pain.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Who I am

             I am an awesome Narwhal lover, with an eye single to Narwhals. I also like Chuck Norris and kayaking. My favorite sport is baseball. I like to play Halo and war games. I like Chuck Norris facts and I like to create my own. My favorite color is Puge. Puge is like purple and fuscia combined.
             I have many things that I like about Narwhals, from the tip of its horn to the edge of its tail. My favorite movie is Avatar, not the Last Airbender. My favorite book is Sword of Shinnara. My favorite food is Poutine, a Canadian dish which is french fries covered in gravy and cheese curds. My favorite drink is Blackberry Izzie. I like to play Reach in my free time.