All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Porducts I Wish the World Would Have.

There are many products I wish we had in the world today, nut sadly none of them are here yet. I wish some... brainchild would invent some of them soon. If you are an inventor (or brainchild) and are reading this, please invent one of them. That would bring on a change in the world.

The first thing I wish they had were bowls with milk already in them. Because first thing in the morning I go down stairs and have to get out the cereal  then a bowl then some milk. What if the I could just skip the third step. That would lessen the time I need to be down stairs. 

Another thing that I would like is "pre-put together" fans in a box. Whoever the dufus was who decided to put un-put together fans in a box should be burned at the stake. Pre-put together would make a lot of people like me happy. Life we be sweeter with it.

The last thing I want is unpackaged things of paper towels/toilet paper. I hate when going into the garage to get a thing a paper towel and find it brand new. then I have to take another minute just to get that impossible to get open bag outside of the paper towels. With all that time left over I could maybe play computer a minute longer.

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

A list of things that are....EVIL! >=-D

  1. Clowns.
  2. Puppets.
  3. dolls.
  4. puppet masters.
  5. the druglord from Crocodile Dundee.
  6. The sith.
  7. Zombies.
  8. Lemons.
  9. Barnacle Man.
  10. Jason.
  11. Scorpions.
  12. Marzipan my possesed cat.
  13. Demons.
  14. The Devil.
  15. White Mice that can Talk.
  16. A year old turkey behind the fridge.
  17. Indian tribes with weird peircing all over their bodies.
  18. Gru.
  19. Megamind.
  20. Plankton.
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Top 10 Favorite food. =P O>

  1. Obviously if you read any of my other posts you would find out that my first favorite food is POUTINE! It is a candia]n dish which is french fries with mushroom gravy and cheese curds. 
  2. It is Pecan Pie. After living in Louisiana for 5 months I found out that pecan pie is Amazing.
  3. My third favorite is Edamame.  It is one of the only healthy things I like. It is just soy beans  that are boiled. They are surprisingly delicious.
  4. Fourth is Filet Mignon. It is the best cut of meat. Ever.
  5. I love bacon cheese Burgers. They taste great.
  6.  I love creamy Mashed Potatoes.
  7. I enjoy dutch apple pies. Especially topped with ice cream.
  8. Cream Cheese Chicken Comes in at number 8.
  9. I love French Dip Sandwiches .
  10. Finally Manicotti comes in tenth but it is still tasting fine. =D

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Monday, February 21, 2011

How to tame a Narwhal.

  1. Find a Narwhal herd.
  2. Find a Male Narwhal ( they have larger horns and who doesn't like a larger horn. =D)
  3. Craft a Narwhal Saddle (out of turquoise and gold.)
  4. Then lure a Narwhal in with a Diamond Sword. 
  5. Let the Narwhal grasp the sword. 
  6. If he likes the sword he will do a back flip.
  7. After he does a back flip feed it jumbo shrimp.
  8. after it partakes of the shrimp put the saddle on. 
  9. lightly get on the saddle and wait for the narwhal to get used to the extra weight.
  10. that might take some time but after is is done you may ride the narwhal easily.
  11. [last step] enjoy the ride.

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Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine Day Special.

Hello and welcome to this Valentines day special. First and foremost thanks for reading. Today sadly this post will be a little shorter because of the lack of information. I am going to talk about the One who cares for me. The One who taught me to play baseball. My Dad! Surprisingly I took his suggestion for a post.

Yes  I am going to talk about my wonderful father. Even though he isn't the prettiest thing to look at he is my Dad. He is always there for me. He helped me with kayaking. He also helped me in Base ball. His first name is also my middle name. The sad part is that I am almost taller than him. We both love two go to baseball games or any kind of games together. Happy valentines day, Dad <3

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Book That I had Finished Recently.

The book that I just finished was Fablehaven 5. That concludes the Fablehaven series. It was a long series that was 5 books long. It wasn't that long but the books were each over 500 pages. They were big. It was written by Brandon Mull. HE is a rather new author that has written a few long books. He has written the Fablehaven series, Candy Shop Wars, and a new series the Beyonders.

I have read all of the fablehaven series and it is pretty good. It consisted of five books all excellently written. My favorite would probably be the 4th one. It was fablehaven Rise of the Evening Star. The main characters of the book are Kendra and Seth. They went over to there grandparents house for the summer. They were quite interested in the butterflies hovering over the pans of milk all over the yard. So Seth the dare devil child that he is decided to drink the milk. Then he entered into the magical world of Fablehaven.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

My Pets

I have done a blog post similar to this one, but they are different. this one talks about my pets I currently have, the other one tells of pets I wish I could have. There is quite a difference between the two subjects. Hope you enjoy this one even more, Enjoy!

I currently have two pet. The first one I am going to talk about is a amazing little puppy named Pocket. Pocket is a 1 and a half year old German Shepard. He is not very little and has very big ears. He is the best dog ever. He is somewhat trained and can sit, come, and stay. He is a very good boy.

My second bet I do not like as much as Pocket but I guess she is fine. My second pet is a demon cat named Marzipan. She is only a couple years old, I don't know for sure, feline cat. She is a black and white cat with a Hitler mustache. It is weird because both of my pets have something to do with Germany. A Hitler mustache and a German Shepard. I find it weird. Any-who My cat is a little demon and I think she is possessed.

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Monday, February 7, 2011

The Most Scientificly Accurate Narwhal Theory.Ever.

Ok so I have been thinking of an amazing theory for how the narwhals got its horn, and became narwhal.It is backed up almost real facts about narwhals. I believe it is a pretty accurate theory. Please comment on ideas about it. 

So first there was a unicorn or in scientific language a uniwhal (Yew- knee-wall). They existed for years before dinosaurs and days before the earth existed. As soon as the earth was created the uniwhal created its relatives the dinosaurs. Then after thousands of years of surviving on the earths surface.They mainly used  ivory tusk pretuding from the top of their head to spear weaker animals to eat.

Then In the  time when Noah and the ark was and it started to rain. The Uniwhals thought of this as a normal rainstorm and realized that it started to flood quickly. Sadly they were not on the same continent as Noah so he didn't take the unicorns. So the unicorns had to quickly adapt to their new home. They used the combined power of their horns to turn them into aquatic mammals known as a narwhal.  

They used up all of the magic just to turn into a aquatic mammal. Then the group of Narwhals decided to follow a pack of squid into the arctic because they found the squid as a new food source. There in the arctic they quickly adapted to the harsh weather and short food rations. Then after the flood was done then the Narwhals realized that they couldn't change back into majestic horned creatures of the land so they decided they would use the remaining magic to lengthen their horns, their most prized possession.

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Friday, February 4, 2011

My Favorite Time of the Year.

My favorite time of the year is the summer. I just adore the summer. There are a ton a reasons why and I am only going to share a few with you. Hope you enjoy ;-).

One of the reasons I love the glorious summer is because of summer break. Yes, the time in which I receive a break from my studies in school. A time in which I don't have to worry about assignments. But sadly it only last for 3 months :-(.

Well another reason I love summer Is because of a what should be a national holiday. My Birthday! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaY <|:-D!  I love my birthday. My birthday Is held on the 19 in the month of June. Yes I am quite aware that it is a common birthday, yet I cherish it. 

Another reason I love the summer is because of Washington. Yes as I explained in previous posts I love Washington. It is the best time to go too. You can go fishing, Kayaking, and bicycling. I Love going and seeing my friends every year.

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Thursday, February 3, 2011

My Hobby

Well I have a lot of hobbies.My favorite and best hobby is playing the trumpet. I am very good at playing. My instructor says i am above my grade. I at this good of a level I could graduate with a degree in music. That would be cool.

Another hobby I have is that I am pretty good at karate. I am pretty low in the belt rating,  but i am the hardest worker. I love karate because it is one of the only exercises I get.I  like to also kick something and not feel bad about doing it {like my brothers =D}.

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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

3 Wishes

If I had three wishes what would they be. Well There would be many things that I would wish for. Well There is a lot of possible combinations for it.Well first I would have to find a genies lamp. that would be the first step in the process.

The first wish would be to have absolute power over the whole world.I would also make it so it would impossible to overthrow. that would make me the ruler of the whole world >=D. I would hire someone to do all of the important decisions.

The second wish would be to have immortality. I would make that wish so I could have permanent control over the world.I could have anything i want and get away with it. I would also impeach stupid laws and stuff.

Then for my third wish I would ask to find all of the other denies in the world. I would ask for exact locations so I wouldn't have to track people down I would just go find them. That would grant me more wishes thus getting more land. I would then wish for amazing things like creating another planet with all of resources needed for humans to survive and also be the ruler of that planet.  

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