All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Monday, November 29, 2010

Things I Haven't Done that I Would Like to Do

The first thing I would do is grow a beard (like Tom :-D). It wold be cool to have a beard so I could go around like Santa but have a brown beard. Also it would be great to have leftovers without taking home a box. I would also like to ride in a Helicopter.

I would also like to take scuba diving class. I would also like to go to Greece.I would also like to go to Italy. I would also like to meet Rick Riordan.

Thursday, November 18, 2010


2 weeks ago I got to go see MegaMind. I give it a big five stars. It was very funny. And I am one of those guys who likes evil, and I found it very evil.

The story is a pretty basic story line that somehow involves love. It starts out with him being super evil and liking his life. Then he destroyed the super villain and felt super bad. then he decided to make his own. I won't ruin the rest so you have to go out and see it.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

My ABC's

A is for Abominable Snowman, who Pwns. B is for Bronco Trolleys, a delicious treat. C is for Cats, that are amazing. D for Donkey Kong, who is way better than Diddy Kong. E is for Elmo on Sesame Street. F is for Forks, more powerful than spoons. G is for Gabe, an awesome name. H is for Holy Crap, say no more. I is for I, or is it Eye. J is for Johnny Bravo, do the monkey. K is for Kmart, there is smart and there is Kmart smart. L for Lemons, nice and sour. M is for Mysterious Myth or Legendary Legends. N is for Narwhal, OOOH YEAH THEY ARE FRK'N AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! O is for Ostrich eggs, yum. P is for Perry the Platypus. Q is for Question, just one. R for Rock N' Roll, the best. S for Steak, high in protein. T is for Tether Ball, a classic. U is for Undercover, not taking arrest tom!!! V is for Vibes, one of the best instruments for jazz. W is for Wetzel, the name of my meanest teacher. X is for X-ray, yeah I couldn't think of anything else. Y is for Yachety Yacht, the best. Z if Zen Diagram........                     THE END

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

If my Dad was a Pirate

First of all, my dad would never be a pirate. He is a mega nerd and is a math wiz. The only real characteristic he has that a pirate has is he would push me of the plank if I were on a pirate ship. But he would do some things as a pirate.

He would travel around the world gathering treasure. He would also go to the best golfing places. Also he would go to Hawaii and Chile. He would have a good time as a pirate but he wouldn't like the food.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Where I would go if I had a time machine

If I traveled in a time machine than I would go to the future. First I would create the time machine so I can use it first.Then  I would go to the future to get futuristic machinery. I would bring back the machinery and sell them for big $$$$$$$$.

Arter that I would go to the future, again. I would go and settle down on a futuristic Island and be awesome. The only bogus part is that I would mess up the space time continuum.  But besides that it would be great.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Le Menu

Welcome to Le Narwhal. Parlez-vous français. Well neither do I. Here is Le Menu.

Le Appetizers 

Poutine: this is our most popular option, it is seasoned french fries in gravy covered in all french cheese curds.

Escargot Sliders:Fresh baked Escargot topped with our favored secret sauce.

Le House Salad: Our house salad is fresh Romaine and Ice-burg lettuce served either with blue cheese dressing or our cherry vinaigrette. 

That is the Appetizer menu for more information go to restaurant Le Narwhal©

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

If I were the President of the United States of America

First of all I would never be the President. Because 89.7% of the Presidents are stupider than the average man. There is only a few exceptions to that rule. Mainly Abraham Lincoln and FDR.

But if I were President there would be some new rules. 1. it is legal to capture narwhal and keep them as pets. 2. people that have to deal with schools will get weekends and night school off. 3. if anybody act up they' re dead.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Summer Memories

All of my summer memories are in Washington. But my favorite summer was the first one in Washington. That year we tried to make a house for slugs. We captured 6 or 7 slugs and put them behind a rock wall that my brothers built. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to keep them behind that wall.

The other thing I remember is of the music camp. That was after one summer I  went to band camp in Arizona. That is what helped me keep ahead of the rest. I spent a week learning a song then I played it at the end of the week.

Friday, November 5, 2010

My favorite Cuisines

First of all I'm food lover. I love all kinds of food except Vietnamese food. I love soul food, Cajun food, even fast food. But there are some things that stand out the most. These are my favorite food. 

My first favorite food is Poutine which I explained in Who I Am. My second favorite is Strawberry Diplomat [if you don't know what it is look it up. My third favorite is a Filet Mignon from Mortons. Fourth is a Soufflé from Mortans. Fifth is beignet which is pure awesomeness. Well there you have it my five favorite food.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Holiday I Wish We Had.

I wish we had a holiday called National Narwhal Appreciation Day. For short it would be called NNAD [Nuh•Nuh•auh•duh]. It would be the biggest holiday of the year. It would be so great that when you say the name you would have to say the great holiday before every time you say it.

For the holiday children would dress as narwhals going door to door singing "Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean…". at each door they would hold out a bag and get a present. Then you would say Happy National Narwhal Appreciation Day at the top of their lungs. Then go home and not eat fish for a week.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

My Dream House

 My dream house is going to be awesome. It would probably be in either Washington state, Hawaii, or Fiji. It would be a wooden house. It would have one whole room dedicated for T.V./ video games. 

It would also have a pantry with access to any food. Also a 5 star kitchen. Also a indoor hot tub. And also a indoor pool.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

What if I Won the Lottery.

If I won the Lottery I would have a great life.  I would love to bathe in money ( I heard it makes a person younger.) I would first spend my money to create a popcorn business. That way I would get more money. Then after that I would create a gaming system with a online option. But I would make it over priced.

Then I would make my own energy drink. And then wait to be sponsored. Then I would retire and live on an island in Fiji. Then I would create a weird blog on my life.

Monday, November 1, 2010

"What Would I do for a Klondike Bar?"

   What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Well it should really say "What kind of Klondike bar you would like and what would you do for it?". I would want to have a carmel or Heath Klondike bar. Those are obviously  the best flavors.

The second question is what would I do? I would do just about anything for a good frozen delight. But I wouldn't do kill any close relatives and friends. I would probably do like a cannonball of the 5 meter. Or kiss my dog on the lips. But I would have to get it for free.