All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Recently i went to the Vancouver Aquarium. It was so BEAST. They actually had an amazing Narwhal exhibit. It is the only Aquarium that I've seen that has it, and i have been to a lot. They also had an epic Dolphin show. I have never seen a dolphin show at an Aquarium. Belugas are their main attraction and it was so funny. One of the Belugas was stalking a seagull, kind of like jaws.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

My Favorite Band

Well I have a lot of favorite bands but Muse is the overall best. They are really good at what they do. My favorite band member is Dominic Howard the drummer. I like him best because of his duet he played at one of his concerts.  Also Muse plays a beast concert. I think they have the best concert.

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

A List of Books You Should Read.

  • The Percy Jackson Series-Rick Riordan
  • Red Pyramid-Rick Riordan
  • Red Wall-Brian Jacques
  • The Fable Haven Series-Brandon Mull
  • When You Reach Me-Rebecca Stead
  • The house of the Scorpion-Nancy Farmer
  • The Outsiders-S. E. Hinton
  • Book of a Thousand Days-Shannon Hale
  • The Ugly Series-Scott Westerfeld
  • The Hunger Games Series- Suzanne Collins
  • The Midnighters-Scott Westerfeld


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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

How to Survive Your First Night in Minecraft

  • first mark your spawn location, it is a good thing to know where you spawn.
  • Find Trees, hit them to death until you have a lot of wood.
  • Make a crafting Table which is four wood in a square. This is so you can make a pick.
  • Get some cobblestone by destroying stone.
  • Use the cobblestone to make a pick. 
  • Get some Coal. You need this to make torches.
  • You need torches to survive, they prevent evil things from spawning
  • make a Hidey Hole about 4x5x4. This is because you don't want animals to spawn in your house.
  • NEXT DAY:Find a pig or two for some meat.
  • Also find some sheep and get some wool to make a bed from the Beta 1.3_03 update.
  • Maybe get some leather to make some armor.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

How I Would Like Die

Well I have a phobia of death. I don't know why but I don't like to think about it. When I think of death  i think of all the lives i would be ruining without me. But the big quandary is how am i going to die.


I think that i would like to die in my sleep. I would like to outlive other people and die peacefully. If i couldn't die that way (which i don't see why i couldn't) then I would like to die fast, and get it over with quick. Like getting shot in the head. or another quick way.



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Thursday, March 10, 2011

My T.V. Show

Hello and happy Chuck Norris's B-Day Today, cower  in fear. The blog post i am doing to day is about what my t.v. show would be if I had one. Enjoy.

If  I had a show it would probably be like the Simpsons. Stupid but funny. It would be in cartoon version as well. I think it would be the Narwhal Family, or something like that.It would have a catchy theme song that kind of sounds like a carnival ride. Yeah, I can see it now. Narl,Nartha,Whally,and Narwee.

They all live in the suburbs of the coral reef. Like in the desert underground( you get it a coral ). That is where it will take place. Narl the under appreciated father comes home from working at the Tudor Time down the Street. Nartha the rough wife send letters back from the war. Whally the undercover russian spy who accually killed the real Whally. And Narwee the over dramatic,cheery teen comes home after being totally invisible at school to being totally invisible at home.




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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

5 Things I would want to have if deserted on a island.

First of all I would have to be stranded on an Island a Heroic Way. Such as letting everybody jump off the planes with parachutes and I crash a plane into water next to an island. Then I would somehow run off with five items that would help my survival. But since I am a boy scout I would know what to get. 



I would first try to get a fire starting mechanism, such as flint an steel. Fire is one of the most useful things to have in the wild. It can cook meat and purify water. Both would help tremendously because water is very important. Which leads me to the next item, a water purifier. A water purifier would help clean water as well.



The next thing I would want to have is some kind of knife, or at least sharp metal. It would help me cut down branches for shelter. And it would also help me hunt. another thing I would want is a water carrying device. I would not want to go back and forth from a water source and back.



The last thing I would want would be some type of clock. It is a pretty good thing to have. You could know what time it is and when to go to bed. It would be pretty easy to survive with all this stuff but if I ever get stuck on an Island I probably wouldn't have these.



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Friday, February 25, 2011

Porducts I Wish the World Would Have.

There are many products I wish we had in the world today, nut sadly none of them are here yet. I wish some... brainchild would invent some of them soon. If you are an inventor (or brainchild) and are reading this, please invent one of them. That would bring on a change in the world.


The first thing I wish they had were bowls with milk already in them. Because first thing in the morning I go down stairs and have to get out the cereal  then a bowl then some milk. What if the I could just skip the third step. That would lessen the time I need to be down stairs. 


Another thing that I would like is "pre-put together" fans in a box. Whoever the dufus was who decided to put un-put together fans in a box should be burned at the stake. Pre-put together would make a lot of people like me happy. Life we be sweeter with it.


The last thing I want is unpackaged things of paper towels/toilet paper. I hate when going into the garage to get a thing a paper towel and find it brand new. then I have to take another minute just to get that impossible to get open bag outside of the paper towels. With all that time left over I could maybe play computer a minute longer.


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Thursday, February 24, 2011

A list of things that are....EVIL! >=-D

  1. Clowns.
  2. Puppets.
  3. dolls.
  4. puppet masters.
  5. the druglord from Crocodile Dundee.
  6. The sith.
  7. Zombies.
  8. Lemons.
  9. Barnacle Man.
  10. Jason.
  11. Scorpions.
  12. Marzipan my possesed cat.
  13. Demons.
  14. The Devil.
  15. White Mice that can Talk.
  16. A year old turkey behind the fridge.
  17. Indian tribes with weird peircing all over their bodies.
  18. Gru.
  19. Megamind.
  20. Plankton.
    Thanks For Reading. Mwuhahahahahahahaha. >:-)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Top 10 Favorite food. =P O>

  1. Obviously if you read any of my other posts you would find out that my first favorite food is POUTINE! It is a candia]n dish which is french fries with mushroom gravy and cheese curds. 
  2. It is Pecan Pie. After living in Louisiana for 5 months I found out that pecan pie is Amazing.
  3. My third favorite is Edamame.  It is one of the only healthy things I like. It is just soy beans  that are boiled. They are surprisingly delicious.
  4. Fourth is Filet Mignon. It is the best cut of meat. Ever.
  5. I love bacon cheese Burgers. They taste great.
  6.  I love creamy Mashed Potatoes.
  7. I enjoy dutch apple pies. Especially topped with ice cream.
  8. Cream Cheese Chicken Comes in at number 8.
  9. I love French Dip Sandwiches .
  10. Finally Manicotti comes in tenth but it is still tasting fine. =D




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Monday, February 21, 2011

How to tame a Narwhal.

  1. Find a Narwhal herd.
  2. Find a Male Narwhal ( they have larger horns and who doesn't like a larger horn. =D)
  3. Craft a Narwhal Saddle (out of turquoise and gold.)
  4. Then lure a Narwhal in with a Diamond Sword. 
  5. Let the Narwhal grasp the sword. 
  6. If he likes the sword he will do a back flip.
  7. After he does a back flip feed it jumbo shrimp.
  8. after it partakes of the shrimp put the saddle on. 
  9. lightly get on the saddle and wait for the narwhal to get used to the extra weight.
  10. that might take some time but after is is done you may ride the narwhal easily.
  11. [last step] enjoy the ride.


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Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine Day Special.

Hello and welcome to this Valentines day special. First and foremost thanks for reading. Today sadly this post will be a little shorter because of the lack of information. I am going to talk about the One who cares for me. The One who taught me to play baseball. My Dad! Surprisingly I took his suggestion for a post.

Yes  I am going to talk about my wonderful father. Even though he isn't the prettiest thing to look at he is my Dad. He is always there for me. He helped me with kayaking. He also helped me in Base ball. His first name is also my middle name. The sad part is that I am almost taller than him. We both love two go to baseball games or any kind of games together. Happy valentines day, Dad <3

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Book That I had Finished Recently.

The book that I just finished was Fablehaven 5. That concludes the Fablehaven series. It was a long series that was 5 books long. It wasn't that long but the books were each over 500 pages. They were big. It was written by Brandon Mull. HE is a rather new author that has written a few long books. He has written the Fablehaven series, Candy Shop Wars, and a new series the Beyonders.


I have read all of the fablehaven series and it is pretty good. It consisted of five books all excellently written. My favorite would probably be the 4th one. It was fablehaven Rise of the Evening Star. The main characters of the book are Kendra and Seth. They went over to there grandparents house for the summer. They were quite interested in the butterflies hovering over the pans of milk all over the yard. So Seth the dare devil child that he is decided to drink the milk. Then he entered into the magical world of Fablehaven.




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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

My Pets

I have done a blog post similar to this one, but they are different. this one talks about my pets I currently have, the other one tells of pets I wish I could have. There is quite a difference between the two subjects. Hope you enjoy this one even more, Enjoy!


I currently have two pet. The first one I am going to talk about is a amazing little puppy named Pocket. Pocket is a 1 and a half year old German Shepard. He is not very little and has very big ears. He is the best dog ever. He is somewhat trained and can sit, come, and stay. He is a very good boy.





My second bet I do not like as much as Pocket but I guess she is fine. My second pet is a demon cat named Marzipan. She is only a couple years old, I don't know for sure, feline cat. She is a black and white cat with a Hitler mustache. It is weird because both of my pets have something to do with Germany. A Hitler mustache and a German Shepard. I find it weird. Any-who My cat is a little demon and I think she is possessed.








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Monday, February 7, 2011

The Most Scientificly Accurate Narwhal Theory.Ever.

Ok so I have been thinking of an amazing theory for how the narwhals got its horn, and became narwhal.It is backed up almost real facts about narwhals. I believe it is a pretty accurate theory. Please comment on ideas about it. 


So first there was a unicorn or in scientific language a uniwhal (Yew- knee-wall). They existed for years before dinosaurs and days before the earth existed. As soon as the earth was created the uniwhal created its relatives the dinosaurs. Then after thousands of years of surviving on the earths surface.They mainly used  ivory tusk pretuding from the top of their head to spear weaker animals to eat.



Then In the  time when Noah and the ark was and it started to rain. The Uniwhals thought of this as a normal rainstorm and realized that it started to flood quickly. Sadly they were not on the same continent as Noah so he didn't take the unicorns. So the unicorns had to quickly adapt to their new home. They used the combined power of their horns to turn them into aquatic mammals known as a narwhal.  



They used up all of the magic just to turn into a aquatic mammal. Then the group of Narwhals decided to follow a pack of squid into the arctic because they found the squid as a new food source. There in the arctic they quickly adapted to the harsh weather and short food rations. Then after the flood was done then the Narwhals realized that they couldn't change back into majestic horned creatures of the land so they decided they would use the remaining magic to lengthen their horns, their most prized possession.


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Friday, February 4, 2011

My Favorite Time of the Year.

My favorite time of the year is the summer. I just adore the summer. There are a ton a reasons why and I am only going to share a few with you. Hope you enjoy ;-).


One of the reasons I love the glorious summer is because of summer break. Yes, the time in which I receive a break from my studies in school. A time in which I don't have to worry about assignments. But sadly it only last for 3 months :-(.


Well another reason I love summer Is because of a what should be a national holiday. My Birthday! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaY <|:-D!  I love my birthday. My birthday Is held on the 19 in the month of June. Yes I am quite aware that it is a common birthday, yet I cherish it. 




Another reason I love the summer is because of Washington. Yes as I explained in previous posts I love Washington. It is the best time to go too. You can go fishing, Kayaking, and bicycling. I Love going and seeing my friends every year.


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Thursday, February 3, 2011

My Hobby

Well I have a lot of hobbies.My favorite and best hobby is playing the trumpet. I am very good at playing. My instructor says i am above my grade. I at this good of a level I could graduate with a degree in music. That would be cool.

Another hobby I have is that I am pretty good at karate. I am pretty low in the belt rating,  but i am the hardest worker. I love karate because it is one of the only exercises I get.I  like to also kick something and not feel bad about doing it {like my brothers =D}.

Thanks for Reading... Again! Please leave post ideas, I am running out.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

3 Wishes

If I had three wishes what would they be. Well There would be many things that I would wish for. Well There is a lot of possible combinations for it.Well first I would have to find a genies lamp. that would be the first step in the process.

The first wish would be to have absolute power over the whole world.I would also make it so it would impossible to overthrow. that would make me the ruler of the whole world >=D. I would hire someone to do all of the important decisions.

The second wish would be to have immortality. I would make that wish so I could have permanent control over the world.I could have anything i want and get away with it. I would also impeach stupid laws and stuff.

Then for my third wish I would ask to find all of the other denies in the world. I would ask for exact locations so I wouldn't have to track people down I would just go find them. That would grant me more wishes thus getting more land. I would then wish for amazing things like creating another planet with all of resources needed for humans to survive and also be the ruler of that planet.  



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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Washington. =D

      In this blog post I am going to talk about Washington. Washington is of my favorite places. There is o much to do there. My favorite stuff is to go kayaking, fish, and use my bike. I also have a whole bunch of friends up there. I am so happy that ill be going back. ^_^



I will love to go kayaking. Kayaking is one of the best things to do outside. It is also one of the best things to do out on the water. I love the feeling of it. It feels good when you paddle fast and you feel the ocean wind in your face. I haven't tried it but my dad went fishing in a kayak. I would like to try it even though it would be difficult.



The second thing I would like to do while I am there is to go fishing. I would like to catch for the first time a Salmon. all the times I want fishing i tried to get a salmon, but I haven't ever caught one. I have caught Sculpin and Cod. I know it is sad but i haven't fished much.



The other thing I would like to do is ride my bike. I love to ride my bike in Washington because it has perfect weather and perfect routes. I love bicycling in my driveway. I has a hill and a turn around. You could go for hours on this thing that's how fun it is.



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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Restaurants I Suggest.

The first restaurant I suggest is Morton's.  Morton's has the best stake ever. I usually get the double cut Fillet Mignon. They also have some of the best Souffles. They come in raspberry, lemon and chocolate.  They are soooooo good =P. Morton's has a unique menu. They actually show you the food. They also age their steaks. Aged steaks taste 100x better than regular steak.


The second restaurant I would suggest is Fogo De Chao. It is a Brazilian steakhouse and is not very common. They have amazing steak there and has plenty of it. It is like an infinite steak house. You have a card next to your plate that tell when you want steak. One side is green the other is red. when you flip it for steak people swarm to you like mold on a shower curtain. They each have a type of steak and you can choose what steak you want and how much. Picanha is my favorite. It is also the signature steak.





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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

What I feel is a Perfect Day

I love to do activities on nice sunny days. I do not like to do much on rainy days though. First thing I would do on a nice day is Take a shower. Nothing wakes me up more than a blistering hot shower. then I would go down stairs to eat breakfast. My breakfast usually depends on my mood. Then I would stay down stairs and watch t.v. until the show is over.


Then I would go back up stairs and play on my laptop. I would most likely play Minecraft. Minecraft is a quite fun game that is a 3d game that is a building game. You can build what you want and Kill what ever. Than I would go back down stairs and eat Lunch. I am on a streak of eating Microwavable Pizza. It has been like 3 strait months!


Then I would go back upstairs and play on my laptop yet again. I would usually play minecraft for that whole time or I would play xbox or something else. It really all depends on my mood. Then I might take a nap. Usually I would take a nap for about 30 minutes. Then I would get up and get dressed into Karate clothes. I take Tae Kwon Doe.


After an hour of pure pain I would comeback home and have supper. after supper i would go up stairs and get in a few extra winks of game before going to bed. Then I would wake up to do it all over again.


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Monday, January 24, 2011

Smells I like and Dislike.

I Really, Really, Really ( ect. ) hate the smell of Vinegar. That is the worst smell ever. It makes me cry just to smell it. I also hate the smell of garbage when you open the lid to the trash can.


I like the smell of strawberry jello. I also like the smell of Cheeseburgers. I love the smell of any meats. I also like the smell of cooking onions. I like the smell of the woods. I and also like the smell of vanilla.

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Friday, January 21, 2011

The Most Exciting Rides I Have Ever Been On

I love amusement parks. My favorite kind of ride is a roller coaster. The most intense park I have been to is Canada's Wonderland. They are a home to some of the most scary looking ride I have ever seen.


The most exciting ride I've been on is the Behemoth in Canada's Wonderland. It goes over 100 miles per hour for the whole ride. But the best part is it does a 91ยบ drop. It has two insane turns that jerk your head off your shoulders. But it is fun ( but don't eat anything big before you ride or you might barf =D.)


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Thursday, January 20, 2011

My Book

If i were to write a book ( which is not going to happen ) then i would have many topics to write about. I Would maybe write about Chuck Norris facts. Or I might write about Narwhals. I might want to write on Cats.

I could write on baseball. I could talk about my experience or the rules. I could write a Sci-Fi novel. Maybe I could talk about how to write a book.


Thanks for reading.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Uses for Ice Cubes.

  1. Chilling Beverages.
  2. Projectiles
  3. To cool down soup.
  4. Let it sit in your mouth for a long time for a drink.
  5. To play with.
  6.  To suck on for a snack.
  7. To slip on it for fun.
  8. Melt it as fast as you can for fun
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Monday, January 17, 2011

Games You Can Play with 3 People.

You can play Uno. You could play Clue. You could play Rock Paper Scissors. You could play inka inka bottle of ink. You could play the new Mario Bros.

You could play Halo ( or any online games for that matter). You could play ninja fighters. You could play wheel of fortune. You could play colors.

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Things I Share With my Best Friend.

Me and my best friend (Jacob Emnett). We both enjoy acting. We are both random. If we were in food court then we would both choose chocolate.

We both like the Percy Jackson Series. We both have brown hair. We both like Halo. We both like to be random at random.


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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Cars

I like cars (not as much as my brother though.) Cars can be pretty cool. I think the thought of metal moving 120 mph is kind of weird though. I also think that society today couldn't move without cars.

My favorite car is Bugatti Veron. It can go up to 248 Mph. That is insane. I heard that they have a special key that lets you go faster than that. I would love to have that key.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Comic Books.

I dislike comic books. They are terrible. I think some are good, but most suck. I like Bobobobo( or however you spell it.) because it is quite funny. I don't like Naruto. It is just ...... lame.


Some books can be quite entertaining. Like the green lantern books. I like most superman. But for the most time I like Bobobobo. It cant be beat. I like reading the same one over and over again.


Thank You for Reading! 8D

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

¡Frozen Food! =D

First, let me thank you again for reading yet another blog post. This blog post I am going to talk about Frozen Food. I love frozen food. I have It almost everyday for lunch. But a lot of people could disagree with that.



My favorite type of Frozen Food is Digiorno Pizza. It tastes just like fresh pizza ( well maybe a little different ). I usually have it for lunch. But there are some other good frozen food.


Another frozen food I like is the Burritos and Taquitos. They taste amazing. I like the toquitos a little better because I don't like all the stuff inside the burritos. I also like frozen Pasta. my favorite type is the rigatoni and sauce because I am a plain kind of guy


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Monday, January 10, 2011

My Favorite Types of Ice Cream.

I have to say Ice Cream is some of the best stuff on Earth. Whoever invented it was brilliant. My favorite flavor of Ice Cream is Triple Carmel Chunk from Ben and Jerry's. It's the bomb!



It is Vanilla Ice Cream, mixed with melted Caramel and hard Caramel( =D ). Then you put two scoops of that on a fresh Waffle Cone. Next you put even more MELTED CARAMEL!!! Then you scarf it down like it going out of style.


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Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Uses of a Potato

  1. You could make Mashed Potatoes.
  2. You could make Baked Potatoes.
  3. You could use it as a Lethal Weapon (Gag someone).
  4. Use it as a projectile.
  5. You could Peel a potato in your spare time. 
  6. You could play Baseball with it.
  7. It could be used for energy.
  8. It can be used for feeding mealworms.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

How to make my Favorite Sandwich

  1. First get a hoagie roll or any type of sandwich bread ( I prefer hoagie roll best.)
  2. Then you get out the sharp Cheddar cheese.
  3. Put 2 slices on both pieces of bread.
  4. Then put 3 pieces of Roast Beef on one side of the bread.
  5. Next put 3 slices of Ham on the other piece of bread.
  6. Now put 2 slices of Sharp Cheddar in the middle.
  7. Close sandwich.
  8. If the sandwich is not bigger than 3 inches you got a problem.
  9. Then put it in the microwave for 25 seconds.
  10. Pull out and enjoy.
  11. [essential step] Comment on The Awesomest Blog in the World Narwhals Digest.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

How to Make a Paper Airplane

  1. First thing you need to do is get online to this step by step walkthrough on how to build a paper airplane.
  2. Then you get a piece of paper.
  3. You fold the paper in half hot dog style.
  4. Then you crease it against the fold you just made. 
  5. Next you open the folded piece of paper and fold one of the corners into the crease
  6. Then fold the other corner on directly opposite side of the crease.
  7. Then you fold it back in half hot dog style.
  8. Then you take the top of the paper down to the bottom.
  9. Do that to the opposite side as well.
  10. Then Throw.