First of all I would never be the President. Because 89.7% of the Presidents are stupider than the average man. There is only a few exceptions to that rule. Mainly Abraham Lincoln and FDR.
But if I were President there would be some new rules. 1. it is legal to capture narwhal and keep them as pets. 2. people that have to deal with schools will get weekends and night school off. 3. if anybody act up they' re dead.
All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.
Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.