All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

My ABC's

A is for Abominable Snowman, who Pwns. B is for Bronco Trolleys, a delicious treat. C is for Cats, that are amazing. D for Donkey Kong, who is way better than Diddy Kong. E is for Elmo on Sesame Street. F is for Forks, more powerful than spoons. G is for Gabe, an awesome name. H is for Holy Crap, say no more. I is for I, or is it Eye. J is for Johnny Bravo, do the monkey. K is for Kmart, there is smart and there is Kmart smart. L for Lemons, nice and sour. M is for Mysterious Myth or Legendary Legends. N is for Narwhal, OOOH YEAH THEY ARE FRK'N AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! O is for Ostrich eggs, yum. P is for Perry the Platypus. Q is for Question, just one. R for Rock N' Roll, the best. S for Steak, high in protein. T is for Tether Ball, a classic. U is for Undercover, not taking arrest tom!!! V is for Vibes, one of the best instruments for jazz. W is for Wetzel, the name of my meanest teacher. X is for X-ray, yeah I couldn't think of anything else. Y is for Yachety Yacht, the best. Z if Zen Diagram........                     THE END


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  2. This is your best post ever! Undercover is the best!

  3. From Mom:

    My favorite is Forks. Definitely more powerful than spoons!

  4. I loved the protein shout out. Also, can you you show me what a zen diagram.