All the Facts You Need to Know about Narwhals.

Narwhals are big aquatic mammals in the ocean. They are about the size of a school bus. They have a misplaced tooth that sticks out of a hole in the left side of their mouth.Most people commonly mistake this as a horn. It is really made out of Ivory. They eat shrimp and krill. A group of Narwhals is called a pod ( it should really be called an awesome.) They are closely related to Dolphins and Manatees. They are an endangered species. They live in the arctic circle. They travel in groups of about 20 Narwhals. A lot of people call them Nar-Whales but are pronounced Nar-Walls. The reason they are endangered is because of global warming move ice that encloses them in small areas where there is no food. The misplaced tooth is pretty much a Bundle of Nerves (See the 2nd and 3rd videos for more info). They are amazing creatures.

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

If my Dad was a Pirate

First of all, my dad would never be a pirate. He is a mega nerd and is a math wiz. The only real characteristic he has that a pirate has is he would push me of the plank if I were on a pirate ship. But he would do some things as a pirate.

He would travel around the world gathering treasure. He would also go to the best golfing places. Also he would go to Hawaii and Chile. He would have a good time as a pirate but he wouldn't like the food.


  1. Haha. Who says pirates can't be good at math? I want to be a professional wrestler called The "Lowest Common Denominator." And my finishing move would be "Pi Squared"

  2. Picturing Pancho as a pirate just made me laugh out loud lol

  3. Aargh! As your pirate father, I would make you wash the poop deck! You are 100% correct about the golf and making you walk the plank. You are wrong about me being a nerd. I take offense to that comment.